A reply to my new wife.
Hello Dorimab
Thank you for your rapid reply, I am very well in my health thank you. The weather is warming up nicely and there is some good surf. This weekend I shall be down at the beach with my friends we will have a barbecue and plenty of beer . Later we may take the Yacht out for a sail round the coast.
My dear, I am still not sure of this lawyer you gave me the name of. I do want to be very careful for the sake of your money not being lost. There are some people who are not honest in this world believe me. I don't want to tell anyone else like my lawyer due to the secrecy of the matter.
I wonder is there an easier way to get you here. I am so looking forward to it.
I didn't realise conditions were so bad in the camp, you look so well and nicely dressed. I suppose the lack of food keeps you body in trim and looking delicious. Many young girls over here do not eat to keep the selves slim, they develop a condition called Boolean Algebra which makes them reject food particularly MacDonald's.
Living in this country will be wonderful for you absolutely wonderful, marvellous I assure you. I had forgotten about your education, please remind me what you are studying. Of course you will continue, we have many good schools and colleges here. The best University in the Region is near too the University of Lloyfe, all subjects and disciplines are covered there and you are assured a Degree.
OK on the domestic chores, I think we will keep the Maid on as we don't want anything to interfere with your education. I do like fresh vegetables from the garden and it is impossible to find gardeners round here so I wonder, how are you at digging? Personally I don't like it it makes my back ache.
The love and affection that flows from the rest of your mail makes a shudder run down my spine, I am so excited and so sorry I find it hard to put into words like you do, and you now consider yourself my wife, just hurry please.
I am Lovely
Richard
