I have tried to show myself as a Playboy who cares not about this girl who loves me so dearly. If she were real surely she would give up on me. I am a hopeless case, over the Xmas / New Year I ignored her and toasted her health with my friends.

I have mentioned other girls too. How low can I get.

Hello Dorimab

Thank you for sending the e-mail, I am sorry it has been so long for me to reply.

When I got the e-Mail from the SCB Office in London asking for all sorts of things that I had not got like Death Certificates and things i thought that this was going to be a waste of my time, I thought, are you fooling with me?

I was so disappointed that I let a girl named Ulrica move in with me, she is Swedish a blonde with very long legs, we were getting on well until this week when she walked out.
She said I was too demanding and to cap it all she said I made bad smells in bed. She also found our mail on the computer and I admitted that you get me very excited, particularly with the latest photo I see you have great assets, thank you for that.

I now see from your e-mail that you have to send me the documents so that I can forward them on to the bank. OK let us get this show on the road, get them from the High Court and send them as soon as possible. I will get the maid to tidy this place up ready for your arrival, Swedish girls can be so untidy, you would not think that to look at them would you.

Love from lovely

Richard